Mar 12, 2013 | pwhite | 1478 views
Shark Attack reported!
A report from the Plattsville area was confirmed by a reliable source that there were mulitple Shark attacks on March 11th. The attacks came on suddenly as a swarm of Pirrana sized Shark's entered the Plattsville arena in the late morning.
The ice had a thin layer of water on top, just enough for these fierce Sharks to swim all over the surface, devoring everything, Plattsville, in their path. All that was left at the end of ruthless attack were twelve pucks in the net at the far end of the rink. These Shark's were not to long after, found snacking on some human food in the blueline room almost seemingly like nothing had even happened.
Once again, there was a lot of commotion coming from the dressing room area where apparently someone thought that loud music would keep teams away from the Shark infested waters, but in fact it enticed another 13 unlucky hockey players from Burford to step outside of the safety zone & the Sharks prayed upon them like they had not eaten for weeks! Burford managed to get to the safety net once but ten others went missing never to be found again compliments of the Shark's.
After that, there was a calm as there were just a few Shark's hanging around, almost kind of guarding their new territory, while the majority of others were seen sun bathing at a local establishment.
It was after that that all craziness broke out. Once the Shark's realized that music was the key to draw in their next pray, they pumped it out "Gangman Style" & it only took just over three minutes to find their next meal! The town of Burford was looking for revenge, they got two Shark's bagged up in the net but that just made those other Piranha sized Shark's crazy & it was all over when those Shark's ate the eighth Burford player!
The attack was complete finally as the Shark's were coaxed by shiny gold objects, then roped around their neck & sent away.
Some of the Shark's were tagged so they could be followed on their migration. Nolan Clark, Julian Stubgen & Synthia Bishop, all of which were recognized for their contribution for each brutal attack! Synthia attacked three times in one feeding, leaving nothing but hats on the frozen water!
Each of the Shark's played thier own role in the demise of the town of Plattsville, some with big bites, some with bites causing damage and others that rounded up the pray for their fellow Piranha sized buddies to rip apart. Some of the Shark's even waited until it was quiet to swim from center ice to catch their pray after each frenzy.
I myself, even being a Shark wrangler, would not have been confident stepping into the Shark infested waters that occurred in Plattsville on March 11th! Let this be a warning to anyone who dares too!